Give It To Me Straight
For Hire: English to English Interpreter. Me.
(Based on recent experience.)
We let you know we had the inventory, and it was
available to you
means
Step right up, warehouse overstock sale today!
There have been interesting and unique challenges
in our supply chain
means
We’ve had problems like never before.
We had an opportunity to surge ahead and have some
impact on the market
means
We were at the bottom of the barrel, and this was
a desperate shot.
Test results are back, and we have some surprising
and not too pleasing results
means
It’s dead.
All of the above really boils down to:
At your overstock warehouse sale I bought a no-name
TV which died while you’re still where I can find you.
Unfortunately, that appears to be the state of matters
at the present time, although at the end of the day we
could circle back and explore what the ask is.
WTF is that?
Tags: MBA speak has ruined us; CNN tries;
NPR cries; politics thrives; gimme that old time talk.
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