Not Separated At Birth
It was a motley crew come together to celebrate
a life event at a very civil and quiet restaurant.
A friend was seated between a brother-and-
sister duo who could have been clones. In
every way.
When the subject of gun control raised its
impolite head, the sister and brother were very
vocally anti, finishing each other’s sentences
in their fervor.
Voices were rising.
My friend, in an effort to defuse and distract,
voiced his personal dilemma.
Frequently, he said, he thought about turning in
his two guns in support of gun control.
And to cut off the barrage that might be coming,
and to dampen the growing attention his table
was getting from nearby diners, he added:
But then, I think: What if we really do have
a zombie apocalypse?
In synchrony, the two siblings turned to him and
triumphantly exclaimed in perfect stereo:
Exactly!!!
WTF is that?
Tags: There’s more than one way that two hearts
can beat as one.
Especially when it comes to politics.
We should know that in this political season.
Anonymous says
Exactly!!!!!!!!